The bastion of truth in journalism in the Western world, The Sun, reported that David Bowie has approved a stage show based around his musical catalogue and ‘The Man Who Fell To Earth‘, much like Mama Mia or We Will Rock You. Sorry to say, this is a complete untruth. Or as Bowie succinctly said, “Absolute toss.” I guess it doesn’t get much plainer than that, Gordon Smart (who apparently also feels threatened by Bowie’s Area in Labyrinth – read the second part of the article) is full of crap.