…because you’re going to want to stab yourself in the ear with them. In a recent interview, Paris Hilton mentioned that she already has a slew of material recorded for her next “album”, even though the first one hasn’t dropped yet. Among the “songs” she already has recorded are covers of Blondie’s ‘Heart of Glass’ and….you might want to sit down….Bowie’s ‘Fame.’ Pray that cover never sees the light of day as I’m pretty sure it will be a precursor to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse arriving on Earth.