On my way home from work today, I stopped in to Target to see if I could find a decent pair of denim capri pants since it’s getting hotter and shorts have no stylistic value. I found a pair, checked out the price tag, thought “Wow, that’s cheap, I can get more clothes,” and strolled over to the t-shirt section to see if anything struck my fancy. Imagine my surprise when I pushed aside some cookie-cutter faux vintage t-shirt and found Bowie’s face staring out at me. Yes, ladies (and gentleman of small stature), Target is carrying baby-doll cut Bowie t-shirts. I’m wearing one as I write this. The shirt has a color burn picture of Bowie from his 1978 tour with text advertising David Live and Stage down on the bottom left. Check it out for yourself.